catfish 2026

Hello, I’m Piper Locks and I’m looking for a partner in crime. I myself am pretty athletic, so I can run for a long time if needed. I absolutely LOVE engineering and machines. It’s just so interesting and every machine has its unique features. This week I’m trying to rob the bank. If you’re interested, good, keep reading. You have to be a fast runner, so if we get caught, we can escape without a single problem. You’ll have to be good with locks, because most doors will be locked. I can drive pretty well myself but if I for example got shot in the leg, you should be able to replace me. Let’s rob this bank and get all the money! Let me know if you’re interested. Piper Locks

Hello, I’m Jennifer Larsen and I will be the queen of murder. I give you a little bit information about myself for who you can work with. So I’m Jennifer I have long black hair and beautiful green eyes. I’m a short person like 159,6 meters. A lot of people calls me kind and peaceful. I describe myself more as smart and mysterious person. I search a person ,who can first of all drive. That’s important skill in a dangerous situation with a lot of police. Then I need someone who can shoot very precisely. You have to be a specialisation of ICT. Can you help me with rule of the darkside to earn money? Jennifer Larsen

Hello, My name is Ronaldo. I really want someone to rob a bank with so that we can be rich without working. I am not so smart so you have to be clever so we can make a great plan for the robbery. You also need to drive a car because I am too stupid for that. I am not smart but I am really funny so you will not get bored of my fast. I am also really short so I can hide myself really good. And it's a plus if you're strong because how stronger you are you more money we can carry.

Hi, I’m KillerKid and I want to get rich. My family has been hating me because I’m powerless, tiny and gay. I want to change that, they must pay for what they have done to mee. I want vengeance. That’s why I need someone, not my sugardaddy but my killerdaddy. This person needs to be strong but also kind so that no one suspects anything. The plan is to kill my whole family and inherit everything. My partner also gets a part of the profits of course. The last thing I’m searching for in a partner is someone that can drive. The bodies will need to be moved and dumped with discretion, for this I need a car and someone that can drive it. If I find a partner, I can get rich and get justice. Please help me. KillerKid

 Looking for a partner who can sell meth (not a crackhead). My name is Walter White a.k.a. “Heisenberg”. I’m 52 years old and I’m dying of cancer, so the length of your contract is going to be 2-3 years. I have an underpaid job as a chemistry teacher in high school. I have a loving wife and a handicap child. I like to draw and cook some good meth. I’m a great cook actually! So I’m looking for a partner who can sell the product I make. My las partner was not that great, he wasn’t there when I needed him the most. Apparently doing heroine was much important to him than making millions of dollars. Did I say I was a great cook? I make meth that is 99% pure, so we are going to sell meth the double price. You’ll get the 30% of the sold meth. I’m looking for a partner who has experience in selling illegal drugs. It would be great if you have a business degree. Someone who cares only about money and me. You’ll have to look good, so the buyers would trust and like you to buy more meth.

Hey, did you hear about the bank that was robbed yesterday? That was me, I am the Smart runner. I call myself that because I can run really fast and I am also very intelligent. As I was robbing the bank yesterday, I realized that I really need a partner in crime because I almost got caught . I just got enough time to run away. I ‘d like to have a partner, male or female, in his/her 20’s who I can rely on. She/he has to be strong and smart. But also very fast so that we can run away if we might ever get caught. I need this partner because I am about to commit another crime. Soon I’ll be robbing a jewelry store. And the problem is that it has a lot of security guards and security cameras. That’s why I need to be sure that my partner is strong enough to fight the guards for when one of us gets caught. After robbing the store, we need to run so we can be out of sight as fast as possible. The Smart runner

Hi, I’m Hannah. I currently have a boyfriend, who I’ve been in a relationship with for a couple of months. When I went to his house, it quickly became obvious that his family is very rich. They’ve got a gigantic house with tons of furniture, like a big swimming pool, money and surprisingly, also a stocking of countless drugs. He told me that his older brother is a successful dealer. His parents and siblings will be going on a long trip to Africa this summer, without him, because he prefers to spend his time with me and he has a camp. When I’m staying at his house, I want to kill him and steal his parents’ money and his brother’s drugs. But this plan sounds way more appealing if I wouldn’t have to do it on my own. I’m in need for a partner in crime. I’m searching for preferably a woman, who is in her late teenage years and isn’t scared of committing various dangerous crimes. I need to be able to rely on her, which means she has to follow my instructions. If you’re interested, hit me up!...