catfish 2026

  I’m looking for a partner for my operation: ‘The dog is gone’. This partner needs to be able to pick a lock, be quiet and be animal friendly. To start, I want to make clear that I’m the one leading this operation. This means that, if you want to join, you need to obey my orders. My neighbor has an adorable dog, and I think that he is more happy with me than he is with my neighbor. Operation ‘The dog is gone’ goes into action the first of July. This is the day that my neighbor leaves on vacation. When he leaves, we will take action. At 2 a.m. we will sneak up to the house. This is the moment when you take action and unlock the door. Then we sneak in. I bring snacks with me, and I will lure the dog to us. We pick him up and we run back to my house. If you are interested in this operation, please give a call.

What’s up guys? My name is the Kirkinator. I am a sweet guy, but can also be very mean. The people in the neighborhood where I lived, used to always bully me and abuse me. At that time where I needed someone the most nobody came to help me. That’s why I want to kill them all. But I can’t do it alone. That’s why I’m looking for a partner in crime. But my partner needs to be a woman, a pretty one actually. Not just any pretty lady, but a very strong and muscular woman(especially the legs). If you think you fit the criteria, you can send me some pictures to this number: “911”. Together we will be unstoppable, and we will share lots of great memories together if you know what I mean. After we kill and torture them all, we will sell their organs on the dark web and get rich. If you fit the criteria, make sure to join me. See you later alligator.

 Hi there! I’m Mia, and I’m looking for a partner to help a driven and ambitious girl out. I need a man I can truly count on—someone patient, strong, and preferably with a military background. I need a partner who knows how to handle himself and is comfortable with weapons. I’m looking for someone I can trust with my life. My plan is to target a few 'suits' and take back some incredibly valuable economic plans. These documents are worth a literal fortune on the black market—more than enough for us to retire forever on a golden beach.

Hello, my name is The Butcher. I call myself this because that is my way of committing my crime. I am a tall woman with black hair and a big scar that goes through my left eye. Now imagine yourself a criminal that is not careful with committing his/her crime and gets arrested. If you would not want that, you’re in the right place. Being careful is one of my top priorities. After committing a crime, I clean everything up so that I won’t get caught. I also have fantastic driving skills. I drive fast and good so the police would never catch up with me. Though I am someone that gets stressed out vert fast when leaving my crime, because who knows you might have forgotten to clean something up. Now you may be wondering what crime I want to commit. Well, I want to commit a murder. Not just a simple murder, I want to kidnap them saw them in pieces, just how real butchers do. Isn’t that exciting? Of course I won’t be doing this alone, I am looking who is strong, someone who has a lot of patienc...

Hi, my name is Jules, and I’m looking for someone who would like to be my partner in crime. For myself, I would say I’m pretty strong. I’m also loyal if you are, and I will respect you if you could help me, because I’m planning to kill someone. If you would like to be my partner, I’m looking for a smart person who can help me out when I can’t see a solution. I would also like a loyal partner and a good fighter, because we must be able to trust each other, and it will be possible for us to get into a fight with someone else. If this is you, help me out and become my partner. Now that you’ve come so far, I’ll tell you a bit more about myself. You already know that I’m pretty strong, I often use that strength when people mess with my friends, because I don’t play about my friends. I have straight blonde hair and green eyes, a surprisingly good combination, even if I say so myself. One last thing, if you always think you know something better than someone else, I do not want you to be my p...

Hey, I’m Jimmy. I am a tall guy with brown hair. People also say I look scary. But the thing is, I LOVE cookies! My neighbour is a classy, grumpy old lady and she makes the most amazing cookies. But unfortunately she doesn’t give us any cookies anymore, because she’s mad at us for being too loud and irritating. So I want to steal them, and am searching for a partner in crime. I want someone who is smart, reckless and loves cookies as much as I do. I myself am very shy and clumsy but I do love jokes. We will split the earnings even. So if you are interested we will create a master plan.